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October 3, 2006 - O'Reilly and Mark Foley to release new book for kids?
Well, if the rumors are true, there's going to be a sequel to the popular
O'Reilly Factor For Kids this spring. Bill O'Reilly and one of his favorite
fellow culture warriors are teaming up for a comprehensive guide for
teens, written from the perspective of a couple of creepy old guys.
According to insiders, O'Reilly gives valuable dating advice for young
boys in chapters such as "Helping Her Relax… by feeding her wine
intravenously."
But this book doesn't play it safe. The authors, who both profess to be
"looking out for kids," tackle the tough issues. And while masturbation
techniques are often considered taboo topics for mainstream
authors, these two traditionalists grab the subject by the balls.
O'Reilly Factor For Kids this spring. Bill O'Reilly and one of his favorite
fellow culture warriors are teaming up for a comprehensive guide for
teens, written from the perspective of a couple of creepy old guys.
According to insiders, O'Reilly gives valuable dating advice for young
boys in chapters such as "Helping Her Relax… by feeding her wine
intravenously."
But this book doesn't play it safe. The authors, who both profess to be
"looking out for kids," tackle the tough issues. And while masturbation
techniques are often considered taboo topics for mainstream
authors, these two traditionalists grab the subject by the balls.
From O'Reilly's story of his vibrator that's "shaped like a cock with a little battery in it" to Foley's
discussion of ideal lotions for lubrication and advice on where to throw your cum-rag, the book's
got it all.
The authors promise an interactive approach. In the workbook section, Foley encourages boy
readers to "get a ruler and measure it for me," while O'Reilly encourages girl readers to
"purchase a vibrator and name it."
Lucky readers who register soon might even receive a phone call from O'Reilly or a text message
from Foley.
Soon parents will be able to sleep easy, knowing their impressionable young kids are curled up
in bed at night with two great culture warriors.
discussion of ideal lotions for lubrication and advice on where to throw your cum-rag, the book's
got it all.
The authors promise an interactive approach. In the workbook section, Foley encourages boy
readers to "get a ruler and measure it for me," while O'Reilly encourages girl readers to
"purchase a vibrator and name it."
Lucky readers who register soon might even receive a phone call from O'Reilly or a text message
from Foley.
Soon parents will be able to sleep easy, knowing their impressionable young kids are curled up
in bed at night with two great culture warriors.
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