October 19, 2004
HEY! We're fair and balanced too!
Well, it turns out that OReillySexScandal.com is fair and balanced, just like The O'Reilly Factor.
We had absolutely no idea, but we've been reading the many of e-mails and we figured it out.
(This is a little technique we learned from O’Reilly’s viewer mail segment.)
"You need to know that today your Web site made me laugh so uncontrollably that I began to
cry, and I couldn't stop. This whole situation is so good, and so humiliating for O'Reilly, that I
feel like I've lost control of my senses." Clara Frenk, Washington, D.C.
Thanks Clara. We've gotten hundreds of these and we appreciate your support. Our next letter
comes to us from Walter Cray in Baltimore, Md.
"You guys are obviously working for FOX News ... you guys know you secretly support O'Reilly.
Why don’t you get your head out of your ass and see what a jerk O’Reilly is."
You see, Walter is probably in a mental institution. They let him write letters. He is the same type of
person who writes into O'Reilly claiming that Bill is a liberal who favors Kerry.
Now for our last letter:
"The thing I like about you guys is that I have no idea where you stand on the O’Reilly sex
scandal. You seem to look at both sides of the issue and present it in a fair and balanced
manner that everyone can understand." Ben Rausch, Phoenix AZ
See, that last one we made up, just like O'Reilly does. Except Bill would conclude, "Well there you
have it people. You can’t argue with the folks. We must be doing something right."
Oh, it's good to see him falling so hard. It tickles me to no end.
Well, it turns out that OReillySexScandal.com is fair and balanced, just like The O'Reilly Factor.
We had absolutely no idea, but we've been reading the many of e-mails and we figured it out.
(This is a little technique we learned from O’Reilly’s viewer mail segment.)
"You need to know that today your Web site made me laugh so uncontrollably that I began to
cry, and I couldn't stop. This whole situation is so good, and so humiliating for O'Reilly, that I
feel like I've lost control of my senses." Clara Frenk, Washington, D.C.
Thanks Clara. We've gotten hundreds of these and we appreciate your support. Our next letter
comes to us from Walter Cray in Baltimore, Md.
"You guys are obviously working for FOX News ... you guys know you secretly support O'Reilly.
Why don’t you get your head out of your ass and see what a jerk O’Reilly is."
You see, Walter is probably in a mental institution. They let him write letters. He is the same type of
person who writes into O'Reilly claiming that Bill is a liberal who favors Kerry.
Now for our last letter:
"The thing I like about you guys is that I have no idea where you stand on the O’Reilly sex
scandal. You seem to look at both sides of the issue and present it in a fair and balanced
manner that everyone can understand." Ben Rausch, Phoenix AZ
See, that last one we made up, just like O'Reilly does. Except Bill would conclude, "Well there you
have it people. You can’t argue with the folks. We must be doing something right."
Oh, it's good to see him falling so hard. It tickles me to no end.
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